I know there is a lot my clients wish they could tell me. Well, I wish I could tell them something also...
If you are in jail--you are a priority to me
If the judge told me to report back about you--you are a priority
If my boss asks about you--you are a priority
If you are facing prison time--you are a priority
If you are facing probation revocation--you are a priority
If you are pending youthful offender status--you are a priority
If you are pre-indictment--you are a priority
If your offer is about to expire--you are a priority
If you do not have an offer in your case yet--you are a priority
If you are a mother--you are a priority
If you have a mother--you are a priority
If your mother calls and calls and calls to bug me--you are a priority
If your mother could care less about you--you are a priority
If you are a first-time offender--you are a priority
If you are facing habitual offender status--you are a priority
If I have all of the discovery in your case--you are a priority
If I have yet to receive the discovery in your case--you are a priority
If you are a father--you are a priority
If you have a father--you are a priority
If your father calls and calls and calls to bug me--you are a priority
If your father could care less about you--you are a priority
If your parents are also felons--you are a priority
If your parents swear they didn't "raise you this way"--you are a priority
If your spouse is sick or disabled--you are a priority
If your parents are sick or disabled--you are a priority
If your child(ren) is (are) sick or disabled--you are a priority
If your kids are well--you are a priority
If you are the sole income in your home--you are a priority
If you stay at home to take care of the house--you are a priority
If you have mental health issues--you are a priority
If you have been set up--you are a priority
If you want a trial--you are a priority
If you just want to plea and get on with life--you are a priority
If you are innocent--you are a priority
If you are guilty--you are a priority
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The moral of the story is you are a priority to me, no matter your situation, I understand you have a situation. The problem is you are not my only priority.
Sigh...I need an assistant.
Until next time,
Be blessed, be careful, never consent and never confess!
~LT
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